My family and I went to the cities this weekend to have family "bonding" time and we stayed in a hotel for two nights. Everything seemed to have been heading for a good start. By the time we got to the cities, it was about 430. We ate at the olive garden and had a very stramge waiter that basically just stood by our table and said nothing. Kind of creepy. He would come to our table and rearange stuff on it and every now and then he would try and say something funny but it came out really strange and awkwardly. poor guy. On top of it, we got sat by these two girls that would just not stop talking about Dora the explorer. Your probably thinking that they are younger kids, but no, they were like 17. I was trying to eat and all i could hear was "Swiper is the best villain ever." and "So i was seriously watching Dora the Explorer for 5 hours today and i could't figure out something that she said in spanish." blah blah blah. Anyways, After that was finally done, we took off for our hotel. Right when we talked in, this weird smell of covered up fish was in the air. It's like they tryed covering up the smell with like febreeze. I'm like great, our hotel is a dead fish exhibit. It turns out that the hotel we were staying at was hosting some kind of fly fishing contest. This hotel was actually really nice. It was like a 4 star hotel. We got up to our room and got settled then decided to head for the waterpark. Upon entering, we encountered many things. You have the little teen romance couples all over eachother and then you have the occasional little 8 year olds that do nothing but splash the crap out of you in hopes of making you angry. Sweet. I was hoping to relax in the Lazy river when all of the sudden this little 3 year old kid just decides he is going to jump right in. So i react fast and swim over to him to help when out of no where is mother flippen belly flops in after her son. She just about landed on me and I'm not talking like she is skinny. She was like 290 probably. Why wasn't she watching her son? That is what really angered me, because my little brother cooper is 3 and he was completely supervised by either my parents or me the whole time. So after awhile we decided that we were going to leave. We got back to the hotel of fish and attempted to get some sleep. Well, my mom and I were awoken a few million times by my dad's loud snoring. Ugh, You know what, you really cannot do anything about it either. My advice to you is fall asleep first.
Saturday Morning we all woke up and got ready to go to the mall. My little brothers wanted to go on rides obviously so we went to the amusment park. While waiting in line, i was surrounded by couples groping eachother.. I really dislike it when people do that. I really can't stand it, because who really wants to see that? Why can't they just aviod public display of affection. I don't mean to be all whatever, but really, what would their parents think? Anyways, I was standing in line with my little brother to go on that air balloon little kid ride and there was this guy with his son. He was probably like 28. All of the sudden he was all like hey how's it going. :/ It was in a creepy way., so i kind of just stood there.
I swear I was in the twilight zone all weekend. When we got back to the hotel saturday night, we decided to go check out the pool. The pool wasn't even in a closed off room, it was like in the dead center of the hotel with a gate around it. The hot tub was huge but the flippen whirlpool was broken. YIPPPEEE. Not to mention there was a bunch of teens there for i don't know what reason. The thing that really gets on my nerves is when people talk like no one else is around. An obvious couple just walks out of the hot tub and starts exiting the pool area and their whole group left in the hot tub screamed "Oh, where are you guys going? SEX EQUALS BABIES!" Wow, come on, that is both immature and innapropriate. There were little kids everywhere.
My brother Peyton, 9, went to go swim in the pool and there was this man literally feeding his little girl pizza while she was swimming... There were people practicing fly fishing right outside the gate and at one point the fishing pole thing came back and hit my brother. I'm like really, that is cool. Maybe they could have practiced some where, where the potential risk of hitting civilians was a lower chance.
We got back to the room and wanted to get some sleep, but yet again, I can't beacuse of the loud snoring. ugh. We then we woke up and started heading home. On the drive back this random lady driving in her car next to us just sat there and flicked us off. We didn't even do anything. It was really bizarre.
But anyways, Here I am now, home, and back in reality.
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