ha little laughter for the pessimists

So i have this book and i guess you could say it's been passed down? i don't know...sure. It's called Misery For Everybody by Suzanne Heller.
But anywho, It is pretty funny and i thought i would amuse you with it. It's packed full of funny childhood things that you can probably remember..

"Misery is when it's halloween and you are a ballerina and your mother makes you wear a coat and nobody can see your costume"

"Misery is when it's a real hot day and there's a hole in the plastic wading pool"

"Misery is when you spend your whole allowance on a genuine tournament yo-yo and the string breaks"

"Misery is when you have a new box of crayolas and you have to share it with your friend who presses too hard"

"Misery is when you are playing in the snow and you come in to go to the bathroom and can't get your snowsuit off"

"Misery is when you are the fattest kid in the class and it's time to go to the nurse's office to be measured and weighed"

"Misery is when it's the last half of the ninth inning and the bases are loaded and you strike out"
-p.s. that would suckk.

"Misery is when you're not hungry and you have to eat the crust on your bread because of the poor starving people all over the world"

"Misery is when you catch an adorable turtle and your mother doesn't think it's adorable"

"Misery is having soft bread and hard butter"

"Misery is when you have an ice cream cone and a balloon and a terrible itch all at the same time"

"Misery is when you've been promised a dog for Christmas and you get a canary named Fido"

"Misery is asking for a trim and getting a haircut"


haha.
I just think these are kind of funny.
I don't know
you might think these are stupid.
oh well.

:)

byee!